Louis C.K.’s opening monologue on SNL.
I like how most kids on tv shows when one parent cheats on the other they’re crying and asking why and then get upset and say something like “I can’t even look at you.” before storming off.
Meanwhile there’s Bjorn who’s just basically “Dad you’re a fucking idiot, mom’s too good for you, and I hate your girlfriend. Mom should cut your balls off.” in public…while he’s dad is the earl…and he’s got zero fucks left to give.
I love Bjorn.
- jean valjean walked up to a group of people and started lecturing them on the virtue of the nettle plant
- jean valjean goes to every funeral in town
- jean valjean makes corn dolls for babies
- jean valjean breaks into peoples houses to give them money
- these are a few things that this guy has done in the past two pages
- jean valjean lifted a whole cart off a dude and then PAID THAT DUDE $1000 FOR BEING RESCUED BY HIM