How xmfc could have turned out if Charles had a corgi.
the best is when you’re reminded that “nothing” is elizabethan slang for female genitals, so shakespeare literally titled his play
much ado about pussy
I did not know this. I feel like my whole life has changed
"Even when I had nothing, I had Bucky."
- The rallying cry of the Bisexual Steve Rogers movement
I really want to applaud the fact that you went there
do you think impressionists ever imitate people they find sexually attractive when they masturbate and essentially sweet talk/ dirty talk to themselves?
Okay, so for like a full minute I thought you meant like the Impressionist movement. So I’m picturing Manet pretending to be Monet and that gets his rocks off. I hate being an artist.
Replacing “spear” with “dick” in the Iliad has been one of my best decisions (via knightlypatroclus)