Someone please do this
oh god angry baby Erik <3
FURIOUS BABY ERIK LOVES CAKE
TOO MUCH CUTE
I’m cat-sitting this week. He doesn’t appreciate me paying attention to movies instead of him.
toraberushimeri said: Out of all of Les Amis, who do you think would be the most likely to randomly show up to a meeting with a baby goat?
See, this is a difficult question not because I think any of them wouldn’t but because I think they all definitely would.
Enjolras shows up in a temper because someone was abusing a baby goat and who does things like that and raging about the injustices of animal abuse while cuddling the baby.
Combeferre is goat-sitting and enthuses about the many and varied uses for goats and has his goat litter-trained and thus figures he may as well bring it out to get socialized.
Courfeyrac confiscated the kid because it was being held as evidence at the police station or something and it was bleating and really, Enjolras, what was he supposed to do, leave it there?
One of Feuilly’s neighbors had the goat but couldn’t take care of it anymore, so he took it in, and it’s still young enough to need frequent feeding, so he brings it to the meeting.
Jehan turns up with the goat following at his heels, announces he’s named it Eurydice because it followed him out of hell, and declines to explain further. When Combeferre points out it is a boy goat he only gets a withering look in response.
Joly and Bossuet turn up with a goat, Bossuet’s arm in a sling, and about six bags full of potential goat foods Joly wants to try. Both of them look very shifty. They all decide it is probably best not to ask.
Bahorel met this dude with a baller goat, and the dude was totally an asshole, so he punched him out and took the goat. The goat’s name is Rex. Like T. Rex, Enjolras, cool it, I’m not indoctrinating my goat into the monarchy.
Some model for one of Grantaire’s art classes came with a goat because they thought it would make for a good ~pastoral painting~ or something, and then left the goat there, so Grantaire shrugged and brought it with him. It’s named Bottle. Shut up, Courfeyrac, that’s a totally legit goat name.
Marius does not know why this goat is following him will someone please help him and stop giggling and taking pictures :(((((
Reblogging this in hopes that someone will illustrate it.
Marius always exceeds my expectations.
#marius you’re late#what’s wrong today?#you look as if you’ve seen a goat#some wine and say what’s going on#a goat you say#a goat may be#someone left this goat by me#oh how i wish that it was gone (via)
Enjolras, who was standing on the crest of the barricade, gun in hand, raised his beautiful, austere face. Enjolras, as the reader knows, had something of the Spartan and of the Puritan in his composition. He would have perished at Thermopylae with Leonidas, and burned at Drogheda with Cromwell.
"Grantaire," he shouted, "go get rid of the fumes of your wine somewhere else than here. This is the place for enthusiasm, not for drunkenness. Don’t disgrace the barricade!"
This angry speech produced a singular effect on Grantaire. One would have said that he had had a glass of cold water flung in his face. He seemed to be rendered suddenly sober.
He sat down, put his elbows on a table near the window, looked at Enjolras with indescribable gentleness, and said to him:—
"Let me sleep here."
"Go and sleep somewhere else," cried Enjolras.
But Grantaire, still keeping his tender and troubled eyes fixed on him, replied:—
"Let me sleep here,—until I die."
Enjolras regarded him with disdainful eyes:—
"Grantaire, you are incapable of believing, of thinking, of willing, of living, and of dying."
Grantaire replied in a grave tone:—
"You will see.""
My ship, my heart, everything is horrible. (via drinkwithmegrantaire)
watching pride and prejudice for the 37th time was a good decision
oooh mr. darcy!
(Co-star Michael) Fassbender and I had to stand on the beach, facing out to sea, with no crew around us - there were a few more actors, but like miles behind us - so we felt completely on our own.(…) As hard as it was at times - because these things are very hard to make, they are a storm happening all around you every day for six months - we made a pact to try to make each other laugh as much as possible.
(For the record, McAvoy would have preferred it if Xavier and Magneto stayed together. Like, really together. “It is a little bit of a mini-tragedy that him and Magneto don’t, you know, have sex and become married and become best friends.”)"
James McAvoy interview for The Daily Telegraph. (via menandgentlemen)